Please don't do cocaine in our bathroom
Regular price $16
Wanker & WAP
Leftovers are for quitters
Nice Arse
You never know what you have
Get naked
I work hard so my dog can have a better life
Have a nice poop
Camping is 50%
We are the drunkest bunch of assholes this side of the campground
Life isn't a garden
Today's Menu
Boss makes a dollar
Fresh out of fucks
No Bitchin' in my kitchen
Don't trust anyone that doesn't swear & drink coffee
Carpe Scrotum
Stop Scrolling & wipe your ass